The reporter with Global Times is to be commended for his restraint in keeping from laughing while describing Mordor’s claims to build its own Belt Road Initiative.
Maybe it will go from Mordor to England to Israel and back, since these are the only allies it has left. Given their collapsing trains, relative low speed and the sorry state of their mass transit system, it might be more efficient to hire the Chinese to build it for them. Image is of Mordor’s Belt Road Initiative at home.
Read in Global Times